On Social Tool Kits and Social Wreckers

Michael: You know that, tragically, the alternative to keeping a well stocked social tool kit is having to call a social wrecker service.

William: And the sad part is we, as a social engineering society, are calling the wreckers out for blinkers that blink too quickly or not quickly enough while advocating driving on the wrong side of the road.

Michael: Yes, Unfortunately we are no longer interested in the trip. We are completely focused on the car, on the bells, the whistles, the sound system, the gleam and the shine, all while we go zipping through this world unaware of the beauty we're passing up. The only time we pause to look at the landscape is when we've run off in the ditch.

William: So right. We are speeding with bald tires down the wrong way on ice. Then we are dumbfounded why the ditch is our destination.