Linguistic Lessons

I've been taking some linguistic lessons and I am coining a term for the Ringoes, Bruces, Michael Moors---wouldn't they be statophobes? Or Northcarolinaphobes? Granted I'm not much of a wordsmith but I think the principles of the present wordsmiths can be applied. Or perhaps it is we that resent them who are musicophobes and filmaphobes? Or perhaps perhaps hypocriticophobes?