Yesterday's Playgrounds

What! No monkey bars helmets? Where are the responsible mothers? Child Protective Services need to come in and remove these children from homes not in conformity with the latest safety fashions! I for one don't understand how humanity survived. It is beyond comprehension how they made it beyond their childhood. Wow. Childhood was really dangerous in those days. Well, one thing those kids didn't have to worry about: their beginning in the most dangerous place for little ones: the post Roe v. Wade womb.