The Left the Lovers of Children

I need someone on the Left to explain something to me. As the Leftist brain is utterly foreign soil to me and I don't understand even a syllable of the speech of that distant country I must ask help to understand. I have heard from translators that the Left love children so much---much more of course than the party of Hate that we on the other side of the globe represent. Well ,hearing how much they love children and continually bring up children and children's safety which of course we, the party of Hate, have no feeling for---I wouldn't have known such a fact if I hadn't heard high school constitutional scholars lecture me and the rest of us on it. I just have a minor, insignificant difficulty---I who certainly need schooling on the meaning of the amendments and thus am willing to be schooled by these sophomore sages. All that to say, my difficulty is concerning the teacher who just was put on administrative leave for bringing up the idea that perhaps a walkout---since the schools seem to be condoning, even advocating such social justice actions---that perhaps a walkout of an anti-abortion stand could happen. Such a liberality seems logical.

Well, all this to say, you would rightly expect the Left who love children would not confine their love to those children that happen to have the fortune to be born and to be alive outside the womb. You most assuredly rightly expect these lovers of children to be rising up for this teacher who had the temerity to suggest that perhaps, just perhaps, a walkout could happen in favor of the child in the womb. One would think that the phone would be ringing off the wall, that text messages would be flooding the computers over at the ACLU. I would expect the Leftist lover of children would be rising up in force against the forces that seek to shut down the free speech of this teacher and her little suggestion that perhaps the child in the womb might be worth a walkout. After all, the kids and the Left in general love children and how can I doubt such a thing that seems so evident, especially in the political arena? This love is certainly the reason that the schools allow the high school constitutional scholars to be truant and school us on the proper compassionate interpretation of the second amendment. Of course the fact that they love children is partly evidenced in how forcefully they advocate such things as public education and common core and making sure anything resembling superstition like God is kept out of learning institutions while deities as Darwin remain.

Thus, I wish to understand this foreign language of love. I wish to understand why the NRA and Donald Trump are implicated in the crime when the actual perpetrator is hardly mentioned. I wish to understand why the students, who, I assume, were all fetuses at one time (if my biology is correct) why they weren't all emigrating from schools en mass against such child-cleansing clinics as Planned Parenthood. I wish to understand why such walkouts are not happening by those---who by their own claims---love children and don't want to see any left behind and wish there were just more gun free zones like the one that was such a catalyst for the change we are now seeing by these new constitutional scholars who, by the way, seemed quite silent when the baptist church and casino made the news.