Party Fluid

Since gender has become fluid I will suggest that political party should likewise be fluid and not in need of psychological intervention. That being said, I have discovered some democrat tendencies in myself that I at first was tempted to find a psychologist for. Perhaps he would not see it as a disorder but see it simply as a normality that should be encouraged. I started to suspect my democrat leanings when I discovered a hatred for present day orthodox Russia while I long for the atheistic liberty of Soviet Gulags. I also found in myself an affinity with all unfounded accusations at the expense of any evidence if it furthers my hopes for a Venezuelan paradise here in the United Socialist America (we can only hope can't we?). And I have come to accept the creed that democrat deceit is always better than republican righteousness for ends of course always justify the means (this is somewhere in the Constitution at least in a dynamic deconstructionalist reading which is quite in vogue today). I also have come to realize that I long for someone unbiased and without a political bone in his body like Eric Holder for AG rather than William Barr who dares to say "no" to any request from the senators that just wish to get at the truth about Trump. How can he say "no"?----this can be certainly be remedied by a Mitt Romney as AG who would not be so authoritarian in his animus. I know he would readily do as he was told which is the number one quality I as a new democrat look for in an AG. Of course being a fluid democrat doesn't limit me to not having somebody that will be Stalinesque regarding any republican inquisition that comes about especially in any exoneration of our Totalitarian Trump. Everyone knows he is a Nazi triumphalist who is a secretly wishes to restore the Axis Powers. It has been reported too that he did a DNA test by the same scientists who performed it for Miss Warren and it came out that he had some of El Duce in him. I do wish this little known fact of Mr. Trump's infamous pedigree would be published. It will of course, the more the right people are interrogated.

Another thing...I would also like put Mr. Putin on the stand. This of course would solidify the guilt of this president who I have heard once j-walked across a street in Moscow. This will too come out. Ah, you say this is trivial compared to Trump's treason but I would suggest that all such crimes and misdemeanors will in the end be exposed thereby making impeachment a smooth and nearly unanimous prospect. Of course there may be some biased racist-homophobe-sexist-xenophobe-ic senators like Josh Hawley (R-MO) and Lindsey Graham (R-SC) who retain their stubborness even after CNN has come up with their findings as to the President's guilt. But one must have confidence that most listen to the erudite AOC and congresswomen Omar Ilhan, and Rashida Tlaib---and thus I feel completely safe and secure in a country without biased borders and as long as Climate Justice is instituted and taxes are raised to the high uncarbonned heavens. I will thus feel in a nice emotive way that my newfound party will take care of ridding the country of republican hate and Neanderthal myth until only the lovely Woodstock love of tolerance, diversity, settled science and humanitarian hugs rules our land of openness where in place of every exclusive crucifix hangs a tolerant peace sign.