Augustine's Sainthood on the Line

I'm waiting for St Augustine's canonization to be recalled. There is someone who has just become known that recalls a time when Mr. Augustine (not a saint at that youthful age) committed a moral indiscretion. Because of course women always tell the truth in such matters and never mind it was back in his youth the Church will be convening to remove the unfortunate and rash decision they made concerning sainthood. So tomorrow we may see a different church calendar, hopefully cleaned up of any one who ever committed a youthful sin. Wait a minute. Can I be mistaken or might this include us all?