A New Hero in the Hate Crime

Really should creating a hate-crime be a crime? Should it come with prison time? After all, shouldn't we cheer such a deception done for the common good alerting the country of the evil racists and homophobes and deceitful fundamentalists and MAGA maniacs that after all the collusion charges still stand by their most capitalist president? All one can say is isn't it really the most neighborly thing to create calumny against caucasians? For a few simple reasons. To begin with one can't deny caucasian privilege. So how can one really complain about someone lying to the police to get his point across? How can one be upset about putting these privileged patriarchal Trumpsians in their place? After all it certainly isn't the guy that puts a noose around his neck and says he was bleached by two white boys (who turn out to be two Nigerians who just needed employment) that should incur any righteous indignation---but those that still dare to stand up for the caucasian kids (that probably would've done it anyway if they had the chance) should incur the indignation of all folk who see this country rightly as one huge HATE ZONE. No, these caucasian privileged who wear MAGA hats are really those that should be denounced. But you say, they weren't even there. What does that matter? Again I reiterate: We can automatically assume they thought it; and we can safely surmise they have a MAGA hat hanging in a closet with other hate-clothing. Such bigotry one must denounce even if you have to do it with a little fictional fib.

Of course Mr. Jussie Smollett must be held up as a hero after all. Just as Colin Kaepernick one needs heroes a boy (not a toxic one) can look up to. Thus one must look at this whole story rightly, or should I say, leftly? Anyhow, one has to announce the danger of such despots that wish to resist globalizing sovereignties. (the only thing we should have sovereignty over is a woman over her body when she has a fetus inconveniently attached to her, but I digress) That being said, we are convinced by our truthful media outlets that it is all the bad people that wish to make such a country as the one you live in and perhaps your father lived in, great again? Ipso facto one is guilty if he has such an exhibit A as a Maga hat as a head covering. In such a case doesn't one automatically stand convicted? It certainly shows them to be a racist republican or a republican racist, whichever is worse. Let us not come against Mr. Jussie Smollett for his little fib in that it really is meant to expose with a little innocent fictional evidence, that caucasians, at least the Trumpsian ones, are so treacherous that little fibs to the police are perfectly justified and should at the least be overlooked and perhaps even applauded. Why if OBama was still president wouldn't he have invited this fine young hero to the White House? Of course Trump never would and this shows how much a racist our present tyrant is. But back to Jussie: Such a novel use of imagination! To pick one of the coldest days on record in Chicago to stage such a plot of Maga hats and bleach and noose is a work of pure genius worthy of any ivy league academe! If one has any political acumen at all he can surely see that his young man is certainly going places in the Democratic party! Perhaps we can get him on a fast track to be an Illinois senator...and then---perhaps in only a few years he will be a much longed for presidential hopeful after Trump has ruined the country with all the immoral walls that don't work. We can only hope.