Carbonated Concern

With such carbonated concern for the end of the world fast approaching, the certain coming catastrophe, I would think this irrefutable inconvenient truth would be just the catalyst to have us toss out our air conditioners, toss out our smart phones for the energy saving pencil, take up the relaxing riding of bicycles, string out clotheslines again across all the backyards allowing for solar drying, and in conjunction find all washers and dryers and dishwashers going out to the transfer station (in a less sensitive time known as "the dump"). I wish now to buy stock in washboards. I know the certain reversal to the old ways of us doing for ourselves with our own musculature will be quite a good regress. This will be how we really can provide the justice the climate so demands. Yes, may dishpan hands become great again.