Bureaucratization of the Bible

I love language. I love the Bible. I love the Church. It is this love propels me to critique the academiceze that has infected translations. The word from the pulpit should not read like it was written by a bureaucracy rather than the apostles and prophets inspired by the Holy Ghost. Unfortunately the bureaucracy of bishops (USCCB) has brought to the table a bowl of pablum instead of the filet mignon feasted upon by diners of previous times.
I won't be giving up my Elizabethan English menu any time soon.