Phone Control

Having noticed that there have been some fatalities resulting from the use of phones while driving I am now advocating (too bad I don't have political pull like say, a State Attorney General) the first step in a ban on phones. It will only, at first, result in the banning of the latest technologically most sophisticated phones---but not to worry---as long as the precedent is set, as long as we were able to pry the lid off Pandora's Box just a little we will inevitably come to the point where all phones will be criminalized. (After all isn't it just plain old fashioned to criminalize the criminal?) I certainly expect all on the Left who are so concerned with children---and these days it seems especially fashionable to be in adoration of high school children---that they on the Left will surely be backing me on this. Maybe we can get our Constitutional scholars, Mr. Hogg for one, to be my eloquent and judicious advocate.