Greta Thunberg Person of the Year

So sixteen year old Greta Thunberg, the Swedish "Environmental Activist", has become Time's "Person of the Year". Well. I expect it won't be long that someone of her rich resume will provoke the powers that be to nominate her for the NOBEL PEACE PRIZE. Certainly one could make the case simply for her erudite teaching of those of us who are so dull as to resist such unmistakable evidence that CNN, MSNBC, NYTIMES, and HUFFINGTON POST and all the climate justice scientists continually remind us of---not to mention all the irrefutable graphs that clearly without any qualification show us who have eyes to see and ears to hear that the globe is warming up, warming up with the influx of carbon dioxide poison that will kill us all in twelve short years by AOC's incontrovertible reckoning. I certainly have no reason to doubt the media's reporting. After all they are quite responsible in their truth telling. We have seen that in the past three years haven't we? Surely one would have to be visually and audibly impaired not to be privy to all their truthtelling about Trump. We just aren't paying enough political attention after all if we aren't awakened to all the whoremongering of the President's past. Why, didn't Stormy prove this? Anyhow, I expect Greta will one day take a tangent away from her noble work for an Edenic environment to take us fossil fuel fools to task for our support of President Trump. "How dare you?!" I can hear her scold. "How dare you support such a racist, bigot, womanizer, xenophobe, a keeper of children in conservative cages, a wall builder, a hater of Hitlarian magnitude?" Then after a moment of pregnant pause she will announce herself as the democrat candidate for President of the United States. No matter that she is foreign born, or sixteen years old. Certainly the Constitution provides an exception in such cases as someone who has the title of a Time's Person of the Year.