The Covington Catholic Boy's Toxic Crime

Oh my goodness. I can't believe it. What is the country coming to? A teenager is accused of smirking or smiling! Who does this kid think he is?  Unconscionable that he would think that he has the audacious freedom to paste such an imperialist countenance upon his unpigmented face in response to being respectfully jeered at. I'm glad all of the self righteous Left has come to the rescue of the meek and mild helpless and victimized Black Israelites and the Indigenous non-European-Imperialist Indian Vietnam Congressional Medal of Honor recipient over this unpigmented toxic boy who has the audacity to smile at his taunters! I mean isn't this toxic masculinity in its fruition? My goodness this country needs to be rid of such flagrant Hate as this unpigmented toxic boy---and from a Catholic school of all places. Why if this young brainwashed bigot wasn't so toxic a representative of toxic masculinity why would the boy's own bishops and priest have fed their little white sheep so readily to the nice gentle wolves? For here you have this unpigmented toxic boy who dares to march against the wonderful lovely nice freedom to delicately eliminate from the womb the inconvenient consequences of unrestricted pleasure. Why it is beyond imagination that we have come to realize that such Hate as to stop a woman's inalienable constitutional right to rid herself of a little one that could actually be a toxic little fella---50 percent chance of that. But back to the Covington kid: Can we all agree that someone that wears such an imperialist Make America Great Again cap is waving red in the bull ring. What does he expect? A hug? I hope he sees a good secular behaviorist for much needed tolerance therapy  to replace his evident toxicity. If this recommendation of mine is followed one needn't worry about him ever wearing such a badge of intolerant nationalism. Instead I envision a completely undeplorable kid who might just wear something pink on his head and instead of the March for Life join the respectful kind and lovely folk who march in something really unsmirky like the Women's March.