The Scientific Proof Just In!

You see folks, climate change is true. Why, even time changes and is man caused. Daylight Savings Time proves it. I'm surprised quite frankly that no scientist or professor in the ivy leagues has used this as one of the irrefutable confirmations settling the science even more than it was previously. If this gets out perhaps Miss Congresswoman Cortez will have to adjust her twelve years apocalypse to something even tragically less. She really needs to put DST into the equation.